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Apr. 20th, 2005 @ 09:20 am Pryor Convictions

 




Originally Written: Wednesday, 27 March 2002, 09:16pm
Mood: Overwhelmed
 
I just had a weird experience.
 
Sometimes, I'll just be sitting there, fartin around or reading or whatever I'm doing, and all of a sudden I'll be hit with a series of images... sometimes it's really powerful and sometimes it's nothing... but almost always, it's got something to do with a movie I want to do... or a movie I never thought about doing but suddenly want to do after the flash...

I was just sitting outside, having a smoke and rereading Richard Pryor's autobiography (it's kinda weird anyway, cause Richard Pryor's been coming up a lot lately in my mind... part of it's due to Denzel winning the Oscar... but more on that later) and I was reading this scene where he's talking about when he was a kid and was molested by this guy. Then he goes on to talk about how he went back to his home town (Peoria, Illinois) to film scenes for his autobiographical 1986 film Jo Jo Dancer Your Life is Calling, and the guy that molested him contacted him, saying that he wanted to meet up. 
 
At this point, I started getting major flashes. It was freaky, because they've never been this powerful before. It was like a memory... a very recent memory. Suddenly I could see the movie, and I could see the scene in my head even before I finished reading it in my book. I could see
Don Cheadle playing Richard Pryor with the kind of frizzy, poofy fro and the mustache, completely terrified because he was gonna see this guy who'd fucked him up so bad when he was a kid. I could see his eyes... those haunted Don Cheadle eyes, staring at the guy with a kind of mixture of complete terror and complete hatred and complete despondency as to what to do about the situation. In the scene, the guy (his name was "Hoss") brings his son to meet Richard, because his son is a big fan. The kid wants an autograph. 
 
It was fucked up. Not just the scene itself, but sitting there, I could literally SEE it, you know? It was clear as day. It was like watching the film. I could see him sitting in his trailer, kind of nervously sucking on a bottle of JD before the guy shows up... then seeing the guy and seeing that he's just a tiny, sad old man... with a little boy. I can see the intense pain in Don's eyes as he realizes that the little boy is the same age that he was when the guy raped him. I see him signing the autograph and watching the man and his son walk away, knowing that there isn't a goddamn thing in the world he can do to fix what happened to him and what may be happening to that kid.
 
 It fucked me up. 
 
I dig Don Cheadle as Pryor SO much too. He's been one of my favorite actors for a while now (since Boogie Nights... he was so awesome in that)... he's just so intense. He's got these just like, haunted eyes... he always looks like he's feeling everything just a little too much... more than a regular person should. He's amazing in everything he does. He and Benecio Del Toro were what really carried the movie Traffic, and his portrayal of Sammy Davis Jr in The Rat Pack was fucking unbelievable. He doesn't exactly look like Richard, and he definitely doesn't sound like him... but I know I could make it work, because he's a brilliant actor.

I've wanted to make a movie about Richard Pryor for a long time. I've talked about it before in this journal, but I'm talking about it again because it's pretty important to me. 
 
  A while back, a similar thing happened to me. I was in the bathtub (where most of these "flashes" tend to happen... unfortunately I don't have a tub anymore, so now they happen when I'm smoking) and I got flashes of a scene (this was a good five years ago) with Don Cheadle playing Richard in the early/mid sixties, and he's in a night club with a fairly young Bill Cosby. In my "vision" Denzel Washington was playing Cosby... he had the fro and the cigar, and it was really quite stunning. Anyway, the scene was pretty short, and basically consisted of Bill kind of mentoring Richard... teaching him the ropes of being a black stand up comic... telling how to deal with racism in the industry and the best way to get through to the crowd. It was a fucking great scene.
 
That's all I've had up to this point. I've never really been able to get a hold of much more than that, content wise. I mean, I know Richard Pryor's story, and I know that I could make a good movie out of it... but up till tonight, that's been the only real scene I've been able to get grab on. The thing is that Richard Pryor has had a pretty harsh life, with no real upside to it... all of the ups came with a lot of huge downs, ya know? He had a fucked up childhood, and he went on to have a fucked up adult hood. Between multiple failed marriages, hardcore drug addictions, a major suicide attempt (set himself on fire for crying out loud) and ending with him getting MS... there's not much of a happy ending in that.
 
 ...but I think I've got my hook now.
 
For one, I've got to stop worrying about "where's the happy?"... I mean, christ, Jim Morrison didn't exactly lead a happy go lucky life... he was a crazy kid, got famous and then drank himself to death... but they managed to make a fairly decent film outta that. 
 
What I realized tonight is that the focus isn't Richard's life so much, but the way that he was able to take the really fucked up shit in his life and turn it into comedy. He managed to take something like setting himself on fire and getting 3rd degree burns on over half of his body) and make it funny. He can make being locked in a room for weeks on end, freebasing his entire life away funny. That's what was brilliant about Richard Pryor, and that's what the movie has to be about. It's not about a shooting star rising and fizzling out (like Morrison)... it's about a man who was able to turn the worst that life had to offer into art. 
 
I realized that the best way to go about it would be similar to the 1974 film Lenny, about Lenny Bruce (starring Dustin Hoffman) and really, the format that the book took... intercutting scenes of real events and biographical information with scenes from his stand up act. Showing the kind of cause and effect... and maybe hitting home just how powerful it is that he can take something so horrible and make it funny. Incredibly funny. That's the way to go.
 
Another reason I've always kind of kept this project not only on the back burner, but on the back burner in someone else's house on someone else's stove... is because this kind of rule that goes around "if you don't have the rights, don't start to write"... basically saying that it's entirely pointless to write a screenplay based on a story that someone else owns because chances are, someone else isn't going to let you have it.
 
But, I was thinking...
 
There are a lot... and I mean a LOT of comedians out there that absolutely worship Richard Pryor. Keenen Ivory Wayans once said "if you're a stand up comic working today, and you say that you haven't been influenced by Richard Pryor, you're either a liar or you're not funny."... there are enough people that (providing it's a good script, which it will be) would love to see this film get made and made right, that I think that no matter who has the rights (I would assume it would be Richard himself, but what do I know) I could get this film made... and I think I could get it made with Richard's blessing.
 
 Holy shit I want to make this movie.


 

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Joe on Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers

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Mar. 7th, 2005 @ 11:16 pm (no subject)
 


To our Eye on Soaps readers who don't already know his work, I would like to introduce my son (in whom I am well pleased), Joe Humphrey.  Joe is an exceptionally talented writer of screenplays, fiction, nonfiction, movie reviews and other interesting things.  His Live Journal fictional character, Billiam, garnered a five page article in the magazine "Yahoo Internet Life."  He is also a accomplished artist and film maker.  Here, I will share, with his permission, a number of my favorites in his body of work. 

Katrina Rasbold
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Joe's Very Proud Mom


Joe on Lord of the Rings:  The Two Towers

Please note:  This movie review was written
on December 19, 2002.


time: Thursday, 19 December 2002, 12:33pm
mood: hungry for hungry puffs
music: Meatloaf - Two out of Three Ain't Bad

I should start off by saying that I'm not a fan of the books. I tried to read em and they bored the shit out of me. I got about fifty pages into the first book and then I threw it across the room. The whole genre really bores me. Elfs and orks and swords and eurotrash accents.... it all kinda just gets on my nerves. Yeah, I played some D&D when I was a kid, and I even hated it then. I was always trying to bring guns and time-traveling-to-present-day into the game because I was so annoyed by the genre.

When I heard Peter Jackson was doing a big budget Lord of the Rings, I was less than remotely interested. Then I saw the trailer, and I was like "alright, I'll probably see it, just so I know what the fuck everyone is talking about."... and then I saw it and I was like "OMG!! THIS SHIT ROCKS!!!"... cause the first film was fucking awesome.

So, yeah, I got into the Fellowship of the Rings... and yeah, I've been eagerly waiting a friggin year to see the second one.

Yesterday afternoon I saw The Two Towers.

Man was that ever a long day. It started off with some simple christmas shopping. I swung by and picked up The Bear (
[info]mistabear) at about 9:45 and we headed to the mall for our shopping. Got a good whack of christmas shopping done and then we were like "shit, the movie's at 12, we better get goin."... so we put off the rest of our shopping till after the movie. We hauled ass to Silver City and got in line for tickets. The lady at the counter is like "well, I could sell you two tickets, but there's only about 10 left in the theater, so you'd have a hard time finding seats." so we were like "fuck that shit" and we got tickets for the 3:30 show. So we went to the mall and beat around there for two and a half hours, finished our shopping and then got back in line at 2:30. There was already a sizable line just to get into the theater.

So, you know, we waited and waited and waited... then we got into the theater and we waited some more.

FINALLY the movie started... wait, that's a lie... about a half hour of commercials started...and not even movie trailers... these are full blown commercials. Cars, cell phones, video games... that shit is starting to get old. The trailers were mostly good. There was a bunch of em and I can't remember em all... but the ones I do remember was a new Finding Nemo trailer, the Pirates trailer, the T3 trailer, the Dumb and Dumber 2 trailer...

anyway... so, yeah.... the movie started... pretty much picked up right where the last one left off.

oh... for the sake of all you's out there that haven't seen the movie or haven't read the books, I'll tell ya right now... there might be some spoilers in here... probably not much, but I don't know what i'm gonna say, so, you know, if you're concerned about having the movie spoiled for you, stop reading right....

here.


So anyway... now that we've gotten rid of THAT riffraff... let's get on with it. The movie picks up with my new CGI hero, Gollum, creeping up on Sam and Frodo.

Man, was the CGI ever good on this fellow... there were a few times when I could notice that it was computer... but most of the time I totally forgot... it's just like watching a actual little nasty person scampering around on screen.

hey... am I the only one who noticed a striking resemblance between Gollum and character actor Steve Buscemi?





And while we're noticing things like this... did anyone else notice that Billy Bibbit from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest was dressed up as Meatloaf from the I Would Do Anything For Love video? For that matter, did anyone else notice that fuckin Billy Bibbit from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest was in this movie?



anyway...I digest. mmm... microwave popcorn...

My only complaint with this movie isn't with the actual movie itself at all... You see, when I saw the first one, I pretty much just sat in the theater for three and a half hours with my jaw on the floor, unable to believe all of the cool stuff I was seeing... it was simply SEEING this stuff that was so amazing... but watching the second one, I'm somewhat over that... having been amazed at the first one, so I was able to just watch it as a movie rather than as a cinematic event.

So it was easier to pick out things that I didn't like... and I found myself getting bored at times.

The battle scenes were rad. The Monsters were rad. Those fucking tree things were rad. Gollum was rad. That elf dude was rad.

Here's a few things that bothered me:

#1. I'm getting kinda tired of watching Elijah Wood lookin like he's about to throw up all the time. It's like... all he does in these movies... roll his eyes back in his head and look sick.



#2. This guy lookin like Jim Morrison all the time


#3. Sam's weepy "Mr. Frodo, you're so awesome" speeches
#4. These guys ran for three days straight? As IF.
#5. Jim Morrison and Steven Tyler's kid and their little romance. Who cares?

and... that was it. Otherwise it was fuckin dope. The complaints I had were pretty damned small compared to the praise. It's just a brilliant movie. I'm glad that Jackson was given the go ahead (and the money) to just make the movie however he wanted... and it's pretty damned inspiring for me that he was able to pretty much make EXACTLY the movie he wanted without any limitations.

I've run out of things to say about it. Check back with me next year and we'll discuss further.

 

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